Genetically enhanced for her pleasure

I just saw someone posted a comment on my last post. I was so excited to see another Cheese Nip aficionado out there, but alas, it was not to be. Witness:

'Brand New News Fr0m The Timber Industry!!'

Recognize this undiscovered gem which is poised to jump!!

Please read the following Announcement in its Entierty and
Consider the Possibilities�
Watch this One to Trad,e!

Because, EGTY has secured the global rights to market
genetically enhanced fast growing, hard-wood trees!